Hoppin' On An Airplane

I am so excited to fly the friendly skies. Excited to leave town. It is almost as if I am excited to leave so that I will be returning at a later date. I love the whole process of taking a plane - from the security check, to people-watching while waiting to board, to the supposedly bad airline food. And when the over-friendly flight attendant asks me what I would like to drink, I always order Ginger Ale or Bloody Mary Mix - drinks that I would never buy at the store.
Texas, here I come, ya'll!