Psychologists, Sociologists And Aspiring Writers Should Consider Becoming Hairstylists First

They cut hair, but they also interview hundreds of people every week. Sitting in the hairstylist's chair, one could feel like a celebrity being interviewed on Letterman. "So, how are things going? What have you been up to? What are your plans? What do you like to do for fun? Tell me about your job...What's most exciting about doing what you do?" Meanwhile you are sitting there like an armless manikin, hair in the corner of your mouth, and the back of your neck itching like crazy driving you bongos. The best part about getting a haircut is that minty fresh stuff they put in your hair when they shampoo you that makes your scalp feel cool and fresh like when you're sitting in the shade of a tree on a lazy afternoon in the park.

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