No, Thanks! We Mean It!

Had a really nice talk with Marie over a glass of wine and some Italian food. The Olive Garden is a nice place, but the quantity of food served is just way too much. My mom and dad have taught me to finish everything served on my plate, so it's a good thing that I've learned to refuse when offered more food. Although we kept saying "No, thanks", the waitress came back four times asking us if we want more salad or more breadsticks. I mean, I appreciate the desire to make us fat, but come on now - how many big salads and huge portions of breadsticks can a person eat? Actually, that's a silly question; the answer was at the table behind us - many! No wonder they have chairs on wheels at this place - once they stuff you with as much food as they could, the only way to get you out of there would have to be to roll you out.

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